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Even Poets Screw Up ... A Date

by PaganPaul

. No my Darling, that is not snow. Its not winter, it should be colder. No my Darling, that is not snow. Its just dandruff on your shoulder. No my Dear, I am not in pain. Neither am I hurting, or showing grief. No my Dear, I am not in pain. Its the lettuce in between your teeth. Yes my Love, I am listening. I was just temporarily distracted. Yes my Love, I am listening. But your friend is so attractive. No my Sweet, its not that draughty. Its not windy, you've got it wrong. No my Sweet, its not that draughty. Your skirts caught in your thong. No my Darling, that is not snow. It can't be true, its a wrong fact. No my Darling, that is not snow. Its just cocaine on your compact. © Pagan Paul (31/03/17)
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Written by
PaganPaul
Bristol, England
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Written by
PaganPaul
Bristol, England
Published
Mar 31, 2017
Time
2m
Notes

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Another silly one for April Fools Day ;-)

PPx

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#poetry#comedy#satire#screw#date#aprilfools#npmfool
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