Heavy hearts and heavy minds
Become the initiation to your teenage years
Feel like **** all the time?
Welcome right in!
You're perfect for the teenage angst club!

Don't know how to feel ever ?
Sign your name right here!!

Ever stay in bed for hours dreading your reflection in the mirror or the daily role you have to play in life?
Sign here here and here !

How bout the constant beat of your humdrum life
Does it ever drive you crazy??
Us too!! thats the  Teenage Angst clubs most played song ! Even thought we abseloutely loaathe it
It seems like the pause button never seems to work

Ooooo! What about relationships?? Do you self destruct when any glimmer of good is introduced in your life??
Oh ! Perfect!
If you've answered yes to one or more of any of these questions
Please feel free to send your resume in! we accept any and all miserable teenagers on the verge of insanity
Our club thrivessss on deranged thought
We hope you can make it to our meeting next week!
-that is of course if you can make it out of bed
Xoxo we'd love to see you