When you hear my name is there an electrical storm in your brain caused by my presence still existing there—inside shouting HOLD ON. Hold on and I’ll tell you an inspirational story about anchors— and the burdens they bear. Because just in case you’re wondering, your presence definitely still illuminates whenever I hear your name or a reference to the universe we built around each other, you bounce around the padded walls of my brain screaming LET GO. *Let go and I’ll tell you a really funny joke about straitjackets— and the hugs they give.