There was this one time I wrote To the mad man who sat Catty corner To my thoughts But on par With my emotions. He pushed me out of my poem, told me to get lost And asked for some change. Indignant. Who did he think he was? His graying hair, was long gone Traded in for the simplicity Of a bald head That made him look like Buddha If the Buddha had a drinking problem Wrinkled skin And an ill temperament That’s what he would look like Sitting catty corner to my soul In a tender bar. Where rings of condensation Encircled a home for the pilsner glass Filled to the top with melting ice That rests astride a pint Glass now empty . I finished the thick dark liquid an hour ago At this point, I’m imploring the barman To fill it, with whiskey instead of beer He refuses And assures me of my inability To stomach that much liquor, Hands me more receipt paper And glances over the crumpled Failures Crowding my designated Region of the bar. Lips question writers block But his eyes Tell me He knows All the false starts surrounding my person Indicate A lack of conviction when it really counts— I glare back As he shakes his head Mutters something about Women giving him grey hair And he tells me to drink my ******* water My catty corner mad man has long since Gone, I, left with the self consciousness And wet rings of condensation That safely harbor my thoughts At the tender bar.