Our consciousness is often conjured in the noggin the way
pompously-starved college kids microwave Ramen: phenomen-
ally over-heated and eaten up unbelievably quick, wow, you’re a
genius, now you can hurry back to completing your awesome thesis!
Neatness!
But having burned your tongue, you vilely cursed inside
with words rougher than *** not knowing where they were from,
and flustered, said you were done; plus, **** it, this work is dumb.
Oh, freshman, if only you had savored dem noodles!