Other people are getting love letters Through my mailbox, But I'm writing in cursive on ruled notebook paper In a language of one. Can this week's new health crisis Please identify yourself? Will you frame everything in illness Until your life is only messy buns, Cardigans, slippers, and frozen pizzas? Where are my shoes and earrings, My mauve lipstick, and milk complexion? Where is the baby powder I used to use To reduce the chafing of my thighs? People in hell want ice water and I think I get it, *******.