She always sits in front of me Face full of zits Frizzy tight curls Tacky clothes Thin as a pencil You're so greasy You're pizza You're macaroni and cheese
Why are all the girls in this choir so hideous? I get sick to my stomach when I look at you you are the smell of sickening sweet an arts major insecure fishing for notes following the leader
And worst of all you're blocking my view of him You negate the bliss I feel when I see his face He's looking at me now But you can't let him see me I think he loves me But you're blocking his view
Who else would he want in this section? And then I glance behind me
Big ***** girl Blond greasy hair Bangles Eighties chic Blue eyes Brown coat ******* Red pouting lips She's not ugly But by logic she should be
And I realize I'm a fool It's her He can't stop looking at her
I'm getting annoyed He can't control his head Always turned to my corner of the room What does she think of this?
But she's gone I won't see her until tomorrow Was he looking at someone else? At me? I ponder the mystery Leaving choir and the pizza-faced girl with a smirk on my face
Maybe I'm not an ugly choir girl
The psychological dance that goes on during a boring choir practice (or even, God forbid, an interesting one)...