To be fair he doesn't know me
To be fair it doesn't slow me down

There's a chance
A possibility
You talk to me
How great is that?
You want to know me
But can't you see?
I hate to talk about myself

I'm the boring one
Who only talks about work
I'm the boring one
That means I'm practically a ****
I'm the boring one
Oh no!  How could this be?
I'm the boring one
I'm the boring one

You ask how I am
I ask you back
You say you're great
It's a repeated track
And then the weather
That's where we all can agree
It hurts to talk about myself

I'm the boring one…..

You were the worst one
Investigating my plight
You always asked me
What are you doing tonight?
Pathetic answers
Made me avoid you
It kills me to talk about myself