Open up a can of humans into bowl. Add dashes of corruption and manipulation. With a cup of the government, pour it slowly and discrete. Dont forget to add money, taxes, high politics. With a bag of bullets, Drop about 20 deaths per minute. You will need 2 tablespoons of police brutality, child abuse, ****. 3 cups of pollution and overcrowd toxic factories. With spatula, Flip over green gardens and wildlife. Flatten it with concrete and buildings. Chop up living creatures and get rid of any access fresh produce. Add this to the chain of fast foods and overly priced merchandize. While stirring, don't forget to add rigged votes. Once mixed, bake in tanning bed till fake golden brown. Make sure it isn't black. Let it rise, but not plus size. Take it out and stagger around it putting it on social media, Retweeting, tagging, sharing, liking. Let it cool then glaze it with conspiracy theories then you're done. Enjoy America.