I blew my nose the other day
I blew it really hard
imagine my amazement
twas the size of Scotland Yard
It had a mind of it's own
jumped up on a soapbox
blathering about, it's booger rights
getting stuck on shoes, and socks
Aghast and amazed
everyone stood and stared
the rights of boogers on display
not like, any of us cared
I had to apologize
and blushed, four shades of red
picking it up, with a giant tissue
squashing it, till dead