Back at Donnie's place this chick had shown me her ****. Her brother was some guy we ran with. She had just gotten her ******* pierced and wanted to know what I thought. She was a thick girl with blonde hair and big chubby ****. Later we were at a bar one of our friends was the DJ and another was the doorman so all of us 18 year-old scumbags were able to drink without too much hassle. The night started the same way it always did the first song of the night was always the same 'Symphony of Destruction' by Megadeth our whole crew sitting in the corner booths out of the light & in the dark. We were the dimmer of lights The party crashers The woman stealers The Black Circle. We downed shot after shot of this green **** they had called 'Zombie'. Drunk off my *** feeling warm & fuzzy I went outside for a smoke. Matt W. ***** lay next to me on the concrete patio in the back alley of the bar. I had barely lit the cigarette when the thick girl with the big pierced ******* came out back. We made ******* conversation for about a minute before I asked to see her **** again. She carefully pulled them out wincing at how sore they still were. We started making out and she asked me if I wanted to go somewhere. I motioned towards the darkened alley behind us. Matt lay on the ground Laughing to himself and staring at the night sky Taking long drags from his cigarette. In the dark behind some cardboard boxes And empty liquor crates She kissed me hard and messy Both of us reeking of ***** and cigarettes That stinky combination. “Why don’t you let those get some air?” I asked, pointing at her massive mammaries. “Okay, but…be gentle okay? They’re still really sore.” “You got it darlin’.” And out they came, hanging like gods in the sky I was down on my knees With my head under her skirt Just going to town on this thick chick Like I hadn’t eaten for weeks. Her hands gripping my greasy hair And pulling hard As I got faster and faster Licking and ******* like my life depended on it Reaching up and squeezing those ******* As gently as I possibly could. And then she tensed up Her knees shaking, trembling, and finally Buckling as she came Still holding me by the hair She pulled me back and out from under that little red skirt. “Oh my god. Just give me a second.” She asked, trying to catch her breath And stop her legs from shaking. I stood up and gave her a ***** flavored kiss. “Well?” I asked. “I’ll go down on you…..if that’s what you want…” “Of course.” And she got down on her knees In that dark alley. “Ouch.” She squeeled. “What is it?” “The ground’s got a bunch of rocks or some ****. ****.” “Here…” I grabbed one of the cardboard boxes broke it down in a matter of seconds and laid it on the ground at my feet. “There ya go.” Before she put it in her mouth She laughed. “You’re such a gentleman.” “I have my moments.” Afterwards I walked back over to Matt on the patio Buckling up my pants. The lady thanked me Said it was nice meeting me And walked back inside to her brother and friends. Donnie was now sitting with Matt on the curb. “Where the **** did you go?” I just started laughing. It took him a second, but Donnie figured it out. “Did you just **** that fat chick?” “No man. I just got a *******. That’s all.” “What the **** Danny? What are you a male ******* or something?” I just kept laughing “Hey ******* man. Nobody gives a ******* like a fat chick.” Matt rolled over and spoke up, “The man has a point Donnie.”