As you sit down
Poised to write a
Poem on your
Sister’s old black
Typewriter, a
Ghostly Mr
Bukowski comes
And puts his hand
On your shoulder;
He’s puffing hard
On a phantom
Cigarette and
Leaning, scanning
The page and what
You’ve written so
Far. You’ve written
Nothing about
*****, broads or cats,
He says, dropping
Ghostly ash on
The new carpet,
Not a word here
About *** or
Bets or getting
Drunk, he adds, then
Inhaling deep,
Coughing, wheezing,
Squeezing your thin
Shoulder, letting
Off a puffy
Phantom ****. You
Need to tell the
Reader things to
Get them to turn
The page, get them
To want to drink
Or ****, he says.
It’s my poem,
Bukowski, you
Reply, but he
Has gone now, the
Room is chilly,
The carpet has
Ghostly ash and
Your glass of white
Wine is empty.
You sit there poised
Over the old
Typewriter, the
Poem half done,
Half waiting to
Be written, the
Fingers itching
To be done. If
Bukowski comes
Again, he can
Write the next new
Poem, he can
Write the next one.