We continue on like this and she ends up besting me. She says something about perfume and honesty. I know nothing of the sort.  She always ended up besting me and I was always okay with it. It's brilliant, really, to find something you like better than yourself. It's freeing. Turns out she's a foreigner too. Transplant out of Dodge City, Kansas; said the nightlife there was a little much for her. I have a feeling this is a lie told as a lie. It works for me.