O, Ticonderoga, my magic wand – I wave you, and I am an engineer Speeding a silver passenger train From Texas to California, and back
I wave you once again; I am Robin Hood Drawing my bow against a bishop fat: “I invite you, Your Grace, to a great feast in Sherwood Forest, at your own expense!”
I wave you yet again - and Old Miz Grouch Fusses at me: “Do your sums! And don’t slouch!”