Sometimes your sister turns 21 and you don’t post on her Facebook wall on her birthday mostly because you’re a piece of garbage but also because there simply aren’t enough words in the english language to accurately describe to her how great she is, and even more so because even if there were enough words, you’re not entirely sure what you’d want to say anyway because you’re kind of shocked and you don’t really know what to do honestly because oh shoot you can remember exactly how she looked before she got braces and oh man you see her smile and find yourself looking through years and years of everything she’s been through and finding the same exact smile as before just with different teeth and oh wow you look at her hands and see them as they were when they held a book in front of your face and taught you how to read and oh gosh you see her cry and get straight up confused as to why such an exceptional being should have to ever be sad and uGH you sometimes get a smell that reminds you of a very specific time with her and it makes you weirdly emotional and oh no where the heck did the time go and aaaahhh you just know that no one is going to make a better adult then her and ohmanohmanohman you think about your life and just realize that you’d be absolutely nowhere without her because you’re a tiny lil bean sprout and she’s the whoooole big sun just showin you the hEckiN wAY to evERytHiNg and you think about how much of who you are has come to be defined by the things she’s taught you and you look at her and then at everyone else in the world and you realize it’s time. It's time for her to help them like she’s helped you. And you realize she’s ready. You realize she’s made it. She’s there.
When this kind of thing happens, here’s what you do kiddo alright listen up: you write a stupid message for her and you post it on her frikking Facebook wall okay just do it okay it doesn’t matter if it’s four days late, it doesn’t matter if it’s 4 in the morning it doesn’t matter if you still haven’t placed the words just right do you hear me your sister is 21 years old and these are the best words you have and she’s very much worth it so just post it okay just do it.