Salome* The biblical histrionic Herod’s bewitcher Her charms proffered Beneath the silk Of seven veils. The ****** of her belly The rise of her ******* Makes an old mans knuckles Long to knead her flesh. Proselytized Herod will give her a n y t h i n g But John will never Be hers. His love is numinous It transcends mere flesh And so she is enraged. And demands his head On a silver platter.
Nothing worse Than being told You are loved equally There was never a woman Comforted by such words. Tell your bride On your wedding night That you care for her As much as you care for Your mother Your sister And your aunt And then while you skip Into the bathroom To search for your Rubber accoutrements She will be busy on the internet Searching for your replacement On Match.com. And you won’t be able to call Mother Or Auntie Or ***** for a hug. Not while your ***** hangs limply In its latex casing It would just look ODD.