I went to Standup today And the guy said "No notes" But I went up there And I did my notes And I did my set And the first half went well And the second half was ok And I got laughs And I got offstage And the guy threatened me And did it in a passive aggressive way And said some people get banned And I left right after my set anyway And went on the subway
the homeless guy is getting on with me And is begging softly for money And the happy ending masseuse is jerking And the orphans walking back to his "home" And the annual tenth black women's being shot And the illegal busboys wiping his 87th table And the bitter son lost his father yesterday And there (really) is a child in Africa starving And a girls being *****, for the second time And the blocked composers cocking his gun And the muse is lying on the beach of nonexistence
And And And
The homeless man, exiting the train, says,
Thank you God bless you all I'll probably see you all here tomorrow And