You take off some of your clothes, Just for me, Even if its cold outside, I would like to think I am that hot, And when you weren't ready for a shot, I stole unique moments from you, Then carefully storage and made them mine forever, When I get distracted by your honest beauty, You chewing my gum, stolen from my own pockets. **** you! Little thief, When you're a mess, I am there as a witness. When you're about to cry, I am ready to strike. What am I?
- A photographer :)
PS: Based on a true story. My sarcastic friend would say the correct answer is; A stalker I love her sense of humor. We're such a match.*