I’m too short
No I’m too tall
My nose is too wide
My eyes are too small
My cheekbones are too high
My lips are too thin
Yet it’s not about looks
It’s what’s within?
Well I don’t believe that
I’m not stupid
If I looked differently
I wouldn’t need Cupid
Alas you only can realize
That I look remotely cute
Is right before I dive
In my swimsuit
But even then
You want it all
And my forehead’s much too high
And my eyes too small