Early on it was clear I was coming nowhere in this race and so my eyes began to wander, pick out the daisies in the grass, note the sweep of the horizon and - stop. A long time, the thunder of feet fading into the distance, leaving breeze, bees and other tranquilities.
Until a small man in a tight suit approached me with a clipboard. "Ah," he said, sycophantic smile splitting his tanless dinnerplate of a face, "I see we have another "like-minded soul! "We'd like you to join "the non-racing society! "You can look at daisies all day long "and at the end of every day "we quantify who has done the best!" And I, sad, sat, and wished the sky would swallow me whole.