It starts as an after school snack you share a bag with your brothers. But things change as you grow, soon you're eating a whole bag. Soon its not just a snack but a meal. Its not long before you're eating the kernels too. At first you try to chew them, but soon its better to just swallow them whole. Then you're using your thumbnail to scrape the butter off of the bag. It takes forty five minutes, but you eat all of it. That doesn't last long before you're ripping up the bag and licking the buttery insides. From there its a slippery ***** and before you know it you're chewing strips of the buttery bag like gum. Then one day you do it. You swallow, and its not great but its not so bad. So that's your breakfast from now on, a bag of popcorn.