I hope you trip going up the stairs in the middle of lunch and everyone starts laughing.
I hope you raise your hand to answer a question you're sure is right and you get it wrong.
I hope you hit every red light on the way home after a rough day.
I hope you mismatch your socks.
I hope you have a piece of lettuce stuck between your teeth and your friends don’t tell you.
I hope you go to take a sip of water and the lid isn’t on all the way.
I hope your shoe gets untied and you step in a puddle.
I hope your favorite TV show gets canceled.
I hope you get your period on a Monday.
I hope you see my car on the street and your stomach drops because you thought it was mine.
I hope you look at him and see my eyes.
I hope you walk by a stranger and smell my perfume.
I hope your favorite song comes on the radio and you can’t help but think of me.
I hope you remember our inside jokes and feel the urge to text me and remember you can’t.
I hope you wake up from nightmares and your hand reaches across the bed for me and you wake up to remember that I'm never coming back.
I hope he ***** with your mind and makes you feel unloveable.
I hope he never tells you how beautiful your lips look when you pout or how cute it is when you laugh and your nose crinkles.
I hope you feel more alone than you did when you were single.
I hope he breaks your heart just like you did to mine.
I hope you compare every future lover to me.
I hope you realize that I would have been the only person to never leave you.
But most of all I hope you're happy.



Just kidding, I hope you're miserable.