THE INCLINING TEST
The Honeymooners
have locked themselves in
C135.
The cabin proving
a better draw
than either deck quoits
or adult shuffleboard.
We oblivious to
one and all
making our own sport
to our own great amusement.
Taking no notice what so
ever to
the ship's "Inclining Test"
to confirm its weight
and centre of gravity.
We only aware of
our own inclinations
to do
what we gotta do
being good
honeymooners
in accordance with the rules set by
The International Honeymooners Organisation
The IHO
an important part of
our compliance programme.
Our kisses and what nots
all seem to be in perfect
working order
only 3,000 miles of
wedded bliss to go
before we hit shore.
"Steady as she goes Miss Janice!"
"Steady as she goes Cap'n Donall.
We advance at
a steady rate of knots
into the rest of our
married life.