I got a degree in awesome,
Im the voice you cant ignore..
an I havent got any worries..
Cause ill rock your socks off on the floor

If I write a song..  Man..
Thats something to die for..
I know you'd all be jealous.. cause..
Im totally holding my own hand..

Gosh..if that were me..
I'd never wash again.. xD

Im not afraid.. To say im always on my mind.. cause.. im my own family..
Gosh.. I should win an award..

Cause.. I just committed a horrible crime.. youd never guess what it was..
I stole my own bad *** Hearrrrrt..

Oh dont be worried...
Hahaa, dont be silly..(im not) ;p

Thats just me being creative an funny in my natral habitat.. did I also mention..
How freaking good looking I am..
(Thankyou.. Thankyou very much..)..

If I dident know me by now..
Id be like..
let me get some of that over there..;)
...A little bit of me in my Life...:

I watch myself while..
Myself watches me.. which..
Watches while I walk by...;) ...

I could see I was generally dying..
Then I saw the smile I was hiddin..

First question I ever Asked myself was..
"Why am I so awesomely Defient..."
Gosh..I should be Famous by now... xD


Freind: your such a narrci...

Me: "Please dont interupt me,..
While Im ignoring you..."

So.. Last night I told myself:
"I Really need me.."
So.. I asked myself to "marry me"..

"Why do I know everything..?"
"I should be rich...!!!" ...

Im a kool super person..
Myself: "I should be a king.."

I love to listen to myself talk..
But I never listen to me..

"**** myself..not me again.."..
..just kidding I Love me.. xD
Me: "awes I love you too..."

But.. im always sure of my point of view
Cause no ones as smart as me.. ;)
"Yay me.. <3 .. : "

I know everything I say is true..
Im the star of my own show..

Myself: "cause im an expert on everything.. duhh.." ..

An in your poor pathetic lifes..

Me: "I dont have a poor pathetic life.."
Myself: "I know, be quiet... me.."
Me: "Ok"...

Ill run the whole world..
An about your future..

Me: "Gosh.. my futures gonna be Great!.."

Myself:
"I know.. now hush.. I have a future to tell..!"

Your children will sing about the very day that I was born..

So if you have any remaining Questions..
You should contact.."Me"...

Me: "Hi... I know everything..
Whatcha wanna know..?.."

Myself: "Never mind.. ill just go to myself..!!"