I'm an entitled oxford-esque ******* I'm white, wealthy, and have a family Who made money by running businesses And I can't forgive myself For being born into this But this isn't about white guilt This is about the way The parents and family Of this entitled pseudo-intellectual And how the mom gets angry At the dad for not giving her enough money To buy a drink in a gas station Because although no one says it She'll take any extra money and use it For her gambling addiction And how the mother gets angry At the daughter for spending to much (How can one not choke on the irony?) And not being responsible And how the father Doesn't know what to do As he sold the business And just wants to make money And his daughter is bringing home A boyfriend who they all hate Merry ******* Christmas