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We think Santa Smells (Sung to "We are Santa's Elves)

** ** ** ** ** ** We think Santa smells!

We think Santa smells. And he smells like hell

It's not to laugh 'cause Santa needs a bath!

Yes, we think Santa smells.

Sweating day and night, in his suite so tight.

Stop this debate 'cause it's too late.

Yes we think Santa smells.

We have had about enough of this stinky man.

We must surely formulate a bathing plan.

Santa's gone too long and the odor's strong.

Don't be a dope and grab that soap!

'Cause we think Santa smells.

(Instrumental)

We've an urgent job to do so our eyes won't tear.

Every time to us Santa Claus comes near.

We think Santa smells. And he smells like hell.

It's not to laugh 'cause Santa needs a bath.

Yes we think Santa smells.

** **

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Written by
mike-west
American
Published
Dec 22, 2016
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Merry Christmas!

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