Above the Arctic Circle, where the Laplanders dwell, A place where sunlight never melts the tundra’s icy shell And Beelzebub himself eschews, strongly preferring Hell. Yet evil is no stranger here Due to a beast the natives fear: The dragon of Parikkala.
The provincial church was burgled, a most confounding case Church poor boxes relieved of gold and scattered ‘round the place The cleric who resided there was gone without a trace. ‘Twas nothing the good priest would do The evidence all pointed to The dragon of Parikkala.
The sheriff was a bruiser by the name Jyl Purrakut Rumored to be the owner of a house of ill repute Such assertions (quite naturally) he’d angrily dispute: Not down to me, he’d all but hiss, You know who is to blame for this The dragon of Parikkala.
Banker Aric Toskala charged outlandish interest rates, And those who did not pay on time met most unhappy fates, Tossed rudely from their homes and forced to sleep on sewer grates Confronted, Aric explained why It seems his brain was addled by The dragon of Parikkala.
Young Jana Makkarainen, from a fine family in town Was victimized unknowingly, her life turned upside-down Resulting in a swelling underneath her simple gown. My maidenhood, the girl would cry Was cruelly stolen from me by The dragon of Parikkala.
In this cold, humble northern burgh, sin is the soup du jour Although the town folk, one and all, are wholly chaste and pure And so a host of gloomy fates they stoically endure Yet they are blameless in the least The fault lies wholly with the beast The dragon of Parikkala.