My name is Young Slug
and I write hip hop songs.
The lyrics sound as clear
as a lady slurping dongs.
Martin Luther King once told me
that my mother was a slut.
So I whipped out a baseball bat,
and fucked him in the butt.
I think he liked it too much,
cause he was moaning "colonel sanders,
stick it in my ass... and make me dry like the flanders."