You are a geode, a special brand of rock, crystalline quartz, but hollow inside – Ha! To see inside, you must be sliced, and then if you are true, your inner amethyst tingles. It’s like your libido on Facebook.
You are a robot, an autonomous vehicle under water pressure, Diving! Down, down, past unimaginable creatures, colorful yet shapeless – a tin man – rusted inside, uncanny and witless. Your heart’s chambers on Facebook.
You are an apple tree, flowering half a year, bearing fruit the other – sharing your meadow with locusts and wild honey – Cider! Or pie or strudel – no matter, the fruit is forbidden and the pomarbo, is the ****** of the lonely on Facebook.
You are – are you? The jealous type who has to keep up with the Jones’ Xmas list and – wallow in addictive cutsey animal videos and stolen bons mots – this, amigo, is your brain on *******, free of charge, ma’am, on Facebook.