Betsy sits on her roof
and throws rocks
IN THE FACES OF FAT PEOPLE

Betsy want shots fired,
she's not the violent type
BUT SHE DREAMS IN BULLETS.

She read all the news
and it gave her cancer
IT PLANNED HER DAY.

The first thing Betsy did
when the news broke
WAS TO **** HER DOG.

No one noticed anyway
but she put a sign outside:
'IT WAS AN ACT OF MERCY'