As I've told millions of times
she somehow always managed to be there
When my eyes were sore to touch from constant sobbing,
or when it was the best day of my whole life
and all I wanted to do was swallow the world without guilt
She was flirty, refreshing and ever so sparkly
Filled me up from the bottom of my guts till the tip of my tongue,
tingled me till I was shivering
and petted me till I got to finally fall asleep
So before anyone could steal her away from me
I collected all the glasses I could find
poured them full
and drank her up real fast