this is a true story to paint
who my ego is by telling you
how I got hit in the nuts
with a basketball thrown
by a smoking hot 22yr old
during 'recess' at a drug rehab...
-twice-
so what did I do?
I dated her when we got out
because I'm not smarter than I look
and I proceeded to take
kicks to my nuts
for three straight months
and then I got dumped
so the moral or the story is;
protect your nuts