****… SPLAT!

The mudslinging,
Left winging,
Right winging,
Promise singing,
and stress bringing
may now commence.

Two households,
both alike in their
traffic stopping,
secret swapping,
state hopping,
story dropping,
bubble popping
campaigns

with their
hope dashing,
donation cashing,
constant bashing,
piece of trashing,

try to
get elected,
be selected,
not rejected,
well-protected,

but their
unfeeling,
free wheeling,
shady dealing,
sends us reeling.

Hill and Don,
the battle’s on,
our wits are gone,
next week
we’ll see who’s won

Who will be the next
1600 Pennsylvania Ave resident?
Our 45th United States president?