Sat here in a hut
covering for the gateman
warm and toasty
electric heaters making me sleepy
this is truly a boring job
the stud welders are still fizzling away
dropping red hot solder
on everything beneath them
because they are bellends
and make enough money
to turn up to work whenever they like
then leave whenever they please

Maybe a delivery will come
that would keep me on my toes
but please don't let it be more mesh
I really can't be ****** with that
I am so bored and vegetated
in this little gateman hut
I can't even write a decent poem
my brain has turned to mush
another day another quid
and tomorrow's today, all over again