Nkoyo, the beautiful girl The daughter of a farmer The wife of a palm wine tapper Nkoyo was as charming as mud Nkoyo is beautiful
Nkoyo the beautiful girl Her hands were like iron And her fingers were like old dry wood She had bicycle legs And her toes were like stones Nkoyo was as clean as dirt Nkoyo is beautiful
Nkoyo the beautiful girl Her backside was like olumo rock It never shook and had no form Her hips were a carpenter's craft And her waist, a crooked staff When Nkoyo danced She was like a monster about to die Nkoyo was as gorgeous as an ostritch Nkoyo is beautiful
Nkoyo the beautiful girl Her face was like a dog's dung Her teeth shone like darkness And her eyes were colorless She farted through her nose And it killed my pet goose Nkoyo was as pretty as a bull Nkoyo is beautiful
Nkoyo, the beautiful girl Nkoyo was my wife Because of her wretched looking face I vomitted every now and then I wish I had paid dowry But her dad had given her for free I was no handsome either She screamed when she saw me naked But I was no worse than her We lived in our old ancient cave Bearing ugly ugly children