Hello everyone, come in, come in!
The show, is about to begin.
In one ring we have a man bouncing his head on cement
For your entertainment .
Laugh at him,
It makes the pain hurt less,
And in this corner-

Oh and this is only the beginning of our show,
Ladies and gentlemen.
Laugh and tip your comedians.
They do this for you.
They’re dying, for you.

Begun! The show has only begun
But, the show will be all night ladies and gentlemen!
In this ring,
We have a man who chokes on your laughter,
So laugh harder ladies and gentlemen,
He is dying for you to take him away!

But there just comedians right?
Nobody telling them who they are.
Nobody telling them what they have done.
Take a look, they are numb.
They are the living dead.
Watch them die in front of you and still survive.
Because no matter what they still **** themselves slowly.
So enjoy the show