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Feb 2012
I’ll be there with two or three people.
I need one of those.
I’m gonna go show it who's boss.
Tell me you aren’t using that.
It's just been that kind of day.
Send me pictures.
There's knowing you, then there's knowing you.
I know where it is.
I was close!
That was dangerously close.
Prepare for criticism.
Oh, really? wow.
I’m sad.
You're right, I don’t like it.
Was I supposed to learn anything?

She smiles
weird ******' smile
hers is bigger than mine
she's the hamburglar
I’m not joking, she's really weird
that's the *** calling the kettle black
I don't look like the hamburglar
Weird faces with her mouth,
and they were like, 'stop making those faces, you're freaking me out'.
don't make me ***

Aren't you glad you have family?
Well, that was a stupid question.

I’m all covered in chocolate
it's kinda like being in the freaky show
Isn't that a great place to be?
Well, I don't care about the signs.
Have you seen the cow take a photo?
Yeah, milk was like $8.
Sweet mother of God.
Things have definitely changed.

Sorry girls.
They're gonna fall off if I flick 'em.
will you pay me $500?
I remember when you used to say that about me.

Don't make me go.
He ended up with the hamburglar.
****** hamburglar.
Speech poem for class, made from random lines of overheard conversations. Alcohol was partially involved. :-/

As was a 12-yr-old.
Charlotte Graham
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Charlotte Graham
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