Foam at the mouth And breath becomes shallow For Water is mortar, To the man of the cowl
Shall I'll spin you a tale of the knight of great might and
Of he who fights evil and villains of fright
On ,one fateful eave much like most others The captain of batnis Found he and his druthers
So Took to the sky In seek of his prey The usual crooks He fights everyday
But this battle is solo
As he is alone Robins got bird flue And is roosting at home
So muster did he Gotham's great goul
Saw a shuffle of poodles In a battle most cruel
An easy resolve For this billionaire fool The champion of right And Harvey dents tool
And funny for he who takes to the air Would fly to a roof Of dogs in despair
For wise is it not When signs are unread That said hasmat, caution Or end up most dead
But Never of him
For the cat ******* bat
never retreats From simple a spat
But caution was missed With that I'll gotten ****** Fogged his good senses And made him less a match For the black knight had blue ***** And saw not , the plot hatch
Of the bird of Ill flight And jester of king
Road roughshod around him And traps did they spring
On landing he slipped
And did finally see
That he landed smack dab At the. C D And C
And oh with his logic His ego did ****
For did appear A crazed, snarling mutt
With a maddening sneer And unsnipped of nut
For Distemper the mentor for mangy the mutt
He has no vaccine And dogs always bite
And survival one bitten is so very slight
So the tables are set for the guano Fueled duel
With mankind's best friend That kills with his drool