Welcome one and all to baggage claim
Whether you are here for the first time
Or struggling with the last
It is clear your insecurities did not fit in the overhead bin
That half stick of deodorant your self-deprivation would not let you leave behind
And the little bag of "just in case" paranoia won't let you escape
Are all here nestled between your socks
And if you don't see them here take it as a threat
You'll have another case waiting for you at the gate
So enjoy your time, don't spare a dime
In a little while we'll all be here once again
Please don't bother checking in