1 Oh what shall we do what shall we do with these drunken men - like my very own darling Mike Hammer?
Last night I picked him up from outside the pub where he'd been drinking with his mates And in the car almost near our home he says: I love you And I say to him: Is that you talking or the beer? And he says like lightning: It's me talking. I'm talking to my beer.
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Oh what shall we do what shall we do with these drunken men - like my very own darling Mike Hammer? I locked him in the car doused him with effluent water let him sleep there till he turns sober But it's 11am now and hot and sober or not, he's still asleep in the car and when I try and wake him up he's still mumbling about love and beer
Oh what shall we do what shall we do with these drunken men - like my very own darling Mike Hammer? Maybe I should dunk him over a hill car and all till he turns mature, till he's sober