"buy him a dog, shut him up"

Will a Malamute make Matty mute?

**** no

he'll write a tell-all with Brad Renfro
burn bridges and **** kin-folk
say, "**** all y'all, then"

spread violence with silence
breathing through eyelids
going off on tirades inside his head

he's a little out there
but don't despair
he wears clean underwear
opens doors for strangers
dismisses all dangers
talks **** to gang bangers

so, ******* and your 84 IQ
and know this much is true:

you don't have a clue 'bout the distance 'tween he and you

buy him a dog

shut him up