My wife says that I have grey hairs in my beard
And a few growing out of my head

She says that I must be getting old
And that I should dye my hair

I say to her that I am not old
That I am just tired

She says that I'm tired
Because I am old

I don't think that I am old
I don't feel that old anyway

Some people say that with age comes wisdom
And I am wise enough to agree with my wife

So I must be old
If she says so

I am old
Because she says so