Mommy hid her ***** in the china cabinet in the dining room She liked her naps on the linoleum floor by the dishwasher and She taught me that wine tastes best from a box We danced in the kitchen before daddy came home I stepped on her toes and I could see her double chin and yellow teeth I was graceful and she was beautiful and the Dixie Chicks were sincere The dog barked, the time marked I didn't know any better
Daddy turned the music down And mommy got her face stuck on the end of her cigarette