Just a few reasons I think we really might work. Well first because who else will fix your rogue eyebrow hairs? Because I like your thrifty style, and I'm pretty sure you like mine. Because you scream, "AUTUMN!" like I fell off a cliff when I'm simply "lost" in target. Because in the morning, when you turn to kiss me, I'm captivated by your sleepy eyes. Because you are hilarious, and most of the time know when it's best to be serious. Because I crack up at your relationships with Russians named Andre and Andrew. Because I swear, you're perfect for me. Because of your obsession with pugs, and my love for pugs on surfboards. Because you make wooden creatures. Because we met in creative writing. Because you like to write creatively. Because you like to climb up a specific set of 45 stayers. Because I'm scared of howler monkeys. Because we have a guardian angel named Calvin. Because you went to Nicaragua and that was brave, daring, and tough. Because nobody else will do celebrate hands. Because we Skyped for 5 hours. Because geese we think are swans are so lovable, even at 3 AM. "Tim" "I hear them." Because you were tardy Tim to ol' chem. Because you have an adventurous heart. Because you get it. Because you like early morning fiestas as much as me. Because you'll turn my head into a biscuit. Because of how dang good you look on your long-board. Because you fought for me and now it's my turn to fight for you. Because I know it's truly funny when you laugh so hard there's no noise and I love it. Because sometimes you laugh at me and I don't know why. Because I could stare at you forever and still not believe you're there. Because we blamed Hisky for being naked. Because Hisky said he thought we were "it" Because you ran cross country. Because you love veebs more than me. Because casio. Because you have strong opinions about sensory loss. Because you freak out about Thursdays and groundhogs day. Because you enjoy the little things. Because you love mountain biking. Because you'll dance with me even though I know you don't really like it. Because if it weren't for my stupid self, we would've conquered long distance. Because I get sick of everyone else. Because I could sit in a coffee shop with you all day, even if I never beat you in chess. Because there's a huge market for corn-dog holders. Because you believe in ridiculous dreams. Because you like to be ridiculous. Because you have soft lips and awesome hair. Because you're different---- Because I fell in love with you, and don't wanna get back up.