Look stranger. I have been through more **** than an elephant's stable boy. My **** stinks up rooms sometimes, and so many are polite to ignore the smell. I appreciate that. One time I ate the wrong stuff, and my **** got fired across a crowd, ruining everyone's night. They hosed me down with diarrhoea, which I carry around too. They had the right though. I don't blame them. I went back to that place a year a later, and the **** smell came off me. They were really polite. I appreciated that. So stranger. Please tell me if the **** I've been through gets spat on your plate. Tell me if I'm making you uncomfortable with the smell. And thank you for being polite.