How dare he walk so cockily and stop to *** upon my tree? He would not dare (at least, I think) erase the smell, the very stink, so carefully placed right there by me.
A lot of nerve, this flea-bit hound to trespass on this hallowed ground, this patch of heaven here on earth, my stoop, my tree, my sense of worth.
He should know better – I think he should and if not, I’ll tell him good! -- for there are rules of doginess: Never bark or make a mess at home and always do your best to smile and thank Mom for a bone.
And never *** on a fellow dog’s stoop (It’s even worse if you ****). Just walk by and wag your tail. Oh, and never, EVER, eat the mail!