I am The Donald, The Donald I am And not like any other man I’m living large out on the stump In this house of cards I am the Trump Little Marco and Big Ted Cruz Punched me hard to make me lose They did not know I cannot bruise I am the Donald, The Donald I am Withstanding every media pan The party of Lincoln, the party of Reagan They’re on their knees and now they’re beggin’ Please, please, Dump the Trump To them I say harrumph, harrumph For I am The Donald nobody’s chump I dish it out lump after lump And when at last the votes are counted And protests left and right are mounted I’ll still be here still standing tall Because I’m just too big to fall Be it Crooked Clinton or ****** Bernie I’m on the phone to my attorney Cause you all know I’ve got the loot And Trumps the card that beats a suit I am Donald, The Donald I am Known to all as the Flim-Flam-Man