Trump missed a step today. It's sad to see such gaffs in a political career. The morn dawned clear and bright. Humidity had moved out overnight. (Precisely here was Donald's chance.) Sweet-tweeting sparrows trilled, bees buzzed industriously. As Nature wept for joy dew sparkled, zephyrs fresh and mild wafted the greenery. A sturgeon leaped.
Had Don been up, inspired he could have said: "Were I your president I'd get my way, o people of America, instead of Tuesday I'd declare this Saturday!" Then even a hard-nosed realist as myself might vote for such a winning furry elf!