So I'm drinking the red wine I had those cut-up peaches Soaking, fermenting in for 3 days. A nice summer evening buzz, Just back from my evening walk Within the gates of my over-55 Lunatic Asylum. On my rear porch in Hemetucky, I chaise lounge the hours, Listening to the mourning dove Nesting in the bottlebrush bush. I know she's there, having Fired thru my duck blind, My latest weapon of choice, My new-fangled Flex Hose, It expands when turned on. Which got me thinking that the Flex Hose inventor guy must have Whacked off a lot as a teenager. An Alex Portnoy protege, perhaps, If familiar with Roth's book. Portnoy's Complaint: Most of us read it; Some of us lived it. It is pointless to speculate. 12 ft. Flexible Water Hose with Nozzle-flxh-25 (4-00268...Home Depot www.homedepot.com/p/12-ft-Flexible... Hose-with.../204818892/The Home Depot Rating: 1.8 - 14 reviews - $19.97 - In stock "The Flexible hose automatically expands with water flow and contracts back to its original shape for storage. Lightweight and durable. The Flexible Hose will ..." (That's right, a commercial right in the Middle of the ******* poem. This Poet refusing to die in the gutter, Having finally figured out how to MAKE POETRY PAY.) But I digress.