Over the hills
where the daffodils grow
cross the pond
where the honey flows

If there is one
place I would
rather see
oh it would
be grandma's
place for me

birds in the cages
birds perched in the trees
hawks owls finches
and showy parakeets

muffins for dinner
**** roast in the morn
oranges and porridges
served at noon
better get it before
a skunks licks it
clean off the spoon!

no rooms are without
a heart or a soul
grandma is quite eclectic
if not the least eccentric

If there is one
place I would
rather see
oh it would
be grandma's
place for me

monkeys snoozing in the closet
pidgeons roosting on the stools
rats in the cellar
and koi fish in the pool

many games as animal's names
polo with the zebras
boxing against the roos
wrestling with the bear
though I'd sure lose

If there is one
place I would
rather see
oh it would
be grandma's
place for me